YOUR DAILY CRACK: MAY 8, 2008

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Detroit Councilwoman Conyers gets her ass handed to her...by kids [YouTube]
Rumsfeld knew all about General Sanchez and the drawdown of troops [Time]
Very cool interactive diagram of spending in America [NY Times]
The newest Nine Inch Nails album is completely free [NIN]
When you go to the Geek Squad...erase your incriminating evidence! [TG Daily]
Marvel taunts us with comic book movie sequels still years away [Ain't It Cool]
Barack Obama brings peace to the Niger Delta in his spare time [Politico]
Beautiful black baby jaguar born in Peru [Green Expander]
The four-year cycle of bad election journalism [Consortium]